Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Types of people who you wanna just slap

Today's post will be about...

Types of people who you just wanna slap them in the face SOOO badly.
Personally, I just got a person who I wanna staple their mouth today. 
That's why I am writing this post. Since I am full of anger right now.

So, to start with, let's start with types of Girls that boys AND girls could just get M.A.D.
*based on my perspective 

  1. Girls who think they are princesses. (meaning girls who think they are beautiful, too pretty to be compared with ANYONE)
Thankfully, there are no girls like this in our school. Well, I think there are few in high school and one typically in middle school, but I don't think there are any in 9th grade. :D
One of the common symptoms of this problem are, over make up, over dress, taking the stupidest posed pictures, and 


------to be continued---------------

Saturday, March 26, 2011

My funny Character analyze essay introduction


(Introduction)
When reading various books, it is easy to find a character that has similar characteristics to another character. For example, Snow White and Cinderella have similar characteristics even though they are from different books. They are similar in ending up as a princess marring a charming, gay looking prince, living the impossible (in reality) ‘happily ever after’ and having serious hallucination issues, like hallucinating themselves that they are waltzing with the prince when the reality is being frolic by moving their body with a plural of drawf and mice. But do not worry! This essay won’t be about those merry princesses, but will be about Mark Antony and Atticus, who are indeed better educated men than the two women who only think about their Utopian royal life. Mark Antony, AKA. the smart one who saves the day, is one of the main character in the famous play of Julius Caesar by Shakespeare, while  Atticus is just a lawyer in a small town called the Honeycomb, which is trapped inside a book called How To Kill a mock bird.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

effect on youtube to Second graders

Remember when you were in 3rd or 4th grade how you loved all those cartoon tv shows like
Spongebob, Totally spies, and other programs...
and now, all you watch is ... (I don't know.. :P) Blee, Little Layers, Why I met your mother, Doctor How, CS5, and other shows in that section.

I never watched them because we don't have a TV in our house.
We used to have one before we came to Israel, but my sister watched too much causing to give the TV to my grandmother, who lives very far from Seoul.
My sister and I, who was worried about our life with out a TV, lamented to our leader how my sister won't see it for 3 hours in the morning and how we will behave better if he gets us a new TV. But he said no.  :(


haha but
my aunt and uncle lives in America... so my sister and I started to watch the tv shows on Youtube.
I regret teaching my sister about Youtube because now, the only thing she does, is to watch...
First, she started to watch

  1. Icarly
Then...
  1. Jake and Josh 
  2. Mickey mouse Play house 
  3. Phineas and Ferb 
  4. Totally spies
  5. Charlie brown
  6. Bratz doll movies
  7. Hanna Montana
  8. Winnie the Pooh
  9. Mary Kate and Ashely 
  10. The Barbie series
and now, she watches... 

The wizard of Waverly place... 

wo..ho... 
now, The Wizard of Wacerly place is a hard comedy to understand for a second grader...
But my sister Yeon Jun seems to understand all the jokes and stuff because she laughs 
like 


↑that's more like my sister. 
haha I used a cat photo because it is nice to see instead of looking at pictures 
of real children laughing... 
like 
or 
this.. lol 


and ah 

Barbie Fairy Utopia....

she is watching now. 
wow. 

I am checking my Youtube history, 
and wow.....
there are a lot of Barbie shows. 
Gosh. 
There are 
  • Barbie Fairy Utopia
  • Barbie Butterfly
  • Barbie Mariposa
  • The Barbie movies
  • Barbie Thumbelina (there are 8 parts for that clip)
  • Barbie in a Mermaid tail
  • Barbie and 12 dancing princess
  • Barbie of Lake Swan
  • Barbie and the three musketeers
  • ... 

Okay... 
now, I didn't know THAT

Anyway, 
If any of you people have a younger sister or brother, that is in Elementary school, 
DON'T EVEN SAY THE 'Y' WORD. 
and DON'T EVEN MENTION ABOUT THE TUBE

so um 
yeah 
and 
to block her, going to Youtube every single day, I deleted the youtube bookmark, and decided to test her how she finds the Youtube page and how she would react when she finds out that there is no bookmark on youtube.)
I, who was SO EXCITED about this new method of torturing second graders, was 
THRILLED. And asked my sister right when we came home to check the new episode of 
Totally Spies. (It was a long time ago when my sister was into Totally spies) 
I thought my sister would be like 
"HEY! WHERE IS YOUTUBE?"
"HEY SISTER, WHERE IS IT?"
and some crying. (lol)
BUT. 
UM. 
AFTER 5 MINUTES, there were no wines of that... 
there was no sound but my sister screaming
"HUH? WHERE IS THE NEW EPISODE OF TOTALLY SPIES?" from the basement. 

and I was like 

It turns out my 

UNEXPECTEDLY SMART SISTER FOUND YOUTUBE LIKE THIS 





NOW. ISN'T THAT SCARY????

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Rebbecca Black's Friday

Rebbecca's Friday is not music.

It's too horrible to be called 'music'

It's the worst song I ever heard in my 15 life.



Now, that's 100 PERCENT better than the foolish stupid 13 year girl.
The girl just sounds so bad!


This is part of a interview in a newspaper article

“When I first saw all these nasty comments I did cry,” Black said. “I felt like this was my fault and I shouldn’t have done this and this is all because of me.

“Now I don’t feel that way,” she said.

“I think I have talent on some level,” Black told Good Morning America. “I don’t think I’m the worst singer but I don’t think I’m the best singer.”

Asked who she would most like to sing a duet with, the YouTube star said Justin Bieber, the Canadian teen idol who was also discovered on YouTube.





WHAT? YOU DON'T THINK YOU ARE THE WORST SINGER? 
holy. moly. 
WHAT IS THE WORLD BECOMING????


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjFIzWjT5I4&NR=1


OKAY YOU ARE SO WEIRD 
REBECCA BLACK, YOU ARE THE MOST WEIRDEST SINGER 


SEE 4:06 HAHAHA 
THE WOMAN'S FACE GOES 
:/


hahaha


OKAY. 
I don't even get why she ranked 35 on Itunes! 


oh boy... 
looks like in the future, there won't be any 'real' music like the Queens. 


UGH. 
btw, 


in her lyrics, there is a part 


Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
And in the music video, her 'friends' apparently, have a Benz open car. 
and btw, her friends and her self are only 8th graders and are driving a car in the high way to go to a party 
okay 
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Who doesn't look forward to the weekend???

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

8th graders, driving a Benz in 7:45 on the highway.  
That just tells how stupid they are. 
and do you have to use the word "fun"???? 
FUN FUN THING ABOUT FUN. 
 UM 
EXCUSE ME? 
HOW ON EARTH DO YOU THINK ABOUT FUN???




Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today


No, Rebecca. Yesterday was Tuesday today is Friday. 
WE WE WE SO EXCITED. 
oh yeah you say 'we' three times to make sure how excited you are for Friday which comes after Thursday
And. wa? I thought you were having a party not a ball today 

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

No Rebecca. Tomorrow is not Saturday tomorrow is Monday. 
and no really. Sunday comes afterwards Saturday 
Even my seven year old sister knows that 
and I am sorry Rebecca, but weekend always ENDS. 
sorry ABOUT THAT 
BUT DON'T WORRY, WE HAVE WEEKENDS EVERY WEEK. With means, that there are 52 weeks every week! 

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)

I thought you just said that she is chillin' in the front seat!
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend

Why do you check the time when you want to know the date?
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all


THIS IS THE WORST LYRIC EVER IN THE LAND of EARTH 







Totally nonsense! Juburrish!

I am so so so confused!
I am sure that we didn't learn all this materials in class UGH 
Really, I am happy that he is going PHEW 

Monday, March 21, 2011

everyone say ho

3-5pm tennis (after school)
5-6 home and shower
6-7 dinner
7-10:30 sleep
10:30-now.pm English homework...

I really need to stop sleeping

But I study much better when I study at night :)

I am a night girl


hahahaha

that just sounds really stupid. 

I would like to...

Mention Anna. M's name for this

funny video

http://www.screencast.com/users/Banana65213/folders/Jing/media/7894db20-ca08-410f-8ce5-084c19ce9ae1


hahhahha
thank you Anna! 

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Saturday, March 19, 2011

The day before 20th (Super moon day)

The silly one who made pretty shapes out of Strawberries 

The silly one who plays with source 
The silly one who ate only the lemon ice-cream... 
The silly one who just wanted to see the damn smog... 

oh that was fun! 



Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Korean people

It's my free block right now.
I don't know what to do...

I need to do English outline... and I need to work on the trial for History

D:

but.
I am writing on my blog. hah

DID YOU KNOW MY BIRTHDAY IS COMMING UP REALLY REALLY REALLY FAST?
it's the 20th of March.

I think some of you know that in Korea, Birthdays are no special days.

Actually, I think there are no days in Korea that you could be so happy and do nothing.

I think some of you know that I move countries every three years. Because of my dad's job. so I have been to Korea, Poland, Korea, Australia, Korea, and now I am in Israel.
I am going back to Korea like in 11th grade.
so the last time I lived in Korea, was in 2007 to 2009... I think.
and during that time, I was in grade 4 5 6 and a bit of 7.
and
and and
In Korea, I never remember anyone saying to each other 'happy birthday'.
It's sad.
But really.
Koreans doesn't care...
now THATS SAD.
Since Koreans are mostly
"GRADES GRADES GRADESS I NEED A BETTER GRADEEE AHHHH"
instead of Americans, which are like
"LIFE IS WONDERFUL! THERE ARE SO MUCH THINGS BETTER THAN GRADES!"

I think Koreans doesn't have much... rich life like the Americans... :(
Since I think this will be my last
"Freedom period" in my life, Since I am 15! yay.
WHAT.
HOW OLD AM III????
96... so... then..
16. ?
gasp.
I don't want to be old. :(
I want to be fifteen for ever! like
the lyric of
"WHEN YOU ARE FIFTH TEEN" by this blond American singer...

ah.
gosh... I think I know what it means by
"fly day so fast" (something like that)

I have this friend in Korea who is such a good student.
She tries her best like my dear friend Yasmin and gets amazing grades like Thomas, Michael, Yasmin, Kevin, Natsumi, Anna, and Noah, Yasmin and Thomas and Jordan and Yasmin.
 but. I am not using the pharse as "Amazing grades" like Garrett's 
And one of the reason why she does get those grades are because of her
hm... (It's hard to find the perfect adjective for her mother...)
malevolent? hard pushing mother.
She is very strict...
so even though it was my friend's birthday, she still went to the academy for 5 hours and did the same amount of homework and ate the same happy meal.
not the happy meal in the Mc. Donals. but you know, 'happy' meal.

:'(
sad story.




so let's change the subject.

Let's see what historical events happened on my birthday.


20 March 1995 : Nerve gas attack on Tokyo subway


um... ... well.. ...
(awkward..selience for 3seconds.
 since.. Natsumi.. will be reading this.. and .. *GASP* what if she hates me forever!!!
What if she says
"YEJUN! I DON'T HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY! YOU YEJUN KOREAN GIRL, THERE WAS A NERVE GAS ATTACK ON TOKYO! BECAUSE OF YOUR BIRTH!
I CAN'T EBELIVED IT. OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!
UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY! )
... I hope not... 

March 20th is also the usual date of the vernal equinox in the Northern Hemisphere, and the autumnal equinox in the Southern Hemisphere when both day and night are of equal length, therefore it is frequently the date of traditional Iranian holiday Norouz in many countries.

1680 - Baron Emanuele d' Astorga, Italian composer 
1737 - Buddha Yodfa Chulaloke, King of Thailand (d. 1809)
yay! a... King's birthday was the same date as mine! :D
1774 - John Braham, composer
1829 - Charles Albert White, composer
1833 - Henry Southwick Perkins, composer
1863 - Ernesto Nazareth, composer
1872 - Bernhard Seklas, composer
1883 - Karl Hasse, composer

holy... a lot of composers was borned! 

yay! someone got married! 
haha
if you want some more, 

yay
thats all for todays' post :) 


















Poem of March

A Special World

A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.

Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.

And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where we belong.

- Sheelagh Lennon -



It's a nice Poem to read. 


Thursday, March 10, 2011

ISST

I love it when our school does big events like the

ISST, Hockey Marathon, Science Fair, and etc.

It's because we get to skip class and just randomly walk around the school :D

hahaha

I actually missed (skipped) PE with Michael and Noah (GOOD JOB GUYS :)
but Anna, who is such a good student, stayed in the gym for an hour.
I am sorry Anna : S that I didn't come.

During the PE block, I watched this American Survival game show from Michael's ipad. :P
The Survival game was not that bad. It was good enough for me to get into it for an hour.
In the end, Fario won the million dollars.
I think he deserved it because he was actually a really nice person (in real), when others where like liers to each other.
Also, he is the youngest survival champion in the game history, because he is only 21... and has a 10 year old son. . . so ... when did he get a child????
I feel happy for him. . . Although, I must admit, he's real lucky.

During lunch, I heard that Mrs. S will be retiring school in the end of March.
NOASDF;LASDJFOAIWEFNS DNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no . :(
Although her class is kinda... . . Kinda... hard to understand because she talks real fast and all, I don't want her to leave the SCHOOL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEMESTER D:
instead, we are going to have the guy who worked in the library last year...
ah. history class won't be fun as it was.. . . (damn it)
I am going to miss Mrs. S voice, her "WHAT DID SHE SAY" "DID I TEACH YOU kids something today?"
and all her memorable quotes.




Monday, March 7, 2011

subjects

Dear secret reader who doesn't follow me. BIOLOGY AND GEOMETRY AND HISTORY,

HEY, did you know that...

I HATE YOU? :D sarcasm 

love Yejun NOT 

I can not concerntrate

I am history class now.
I can't concerntrate. . . I have a essay to do 

Friday, March 4, 2011

I have so many books to read.. . . . . .

The lady in the middle, is me right now. 
OH NOES. 
This is the list of books I really need to finish by THIS WEEK. 
  • MockingJay- Hunger games series
  • Pompeii - Book club book (Feb)
  • The wizard of Oz (I actually HAVE NEVER READ OR SEEN the whole movie..)
  • Mary Poppins Opens the Door (I think I need TO READ MAY POPPIN BOOKS. Since it is kinda classic)
  • The secret garden (I NEED TO READ THIS TOO since it is classic)
  • I also want to read Wicked because Arie S. is obsessed with it. And I really want to know WHY. 
So that's what I am going to concentrate during my weekend. 
 BUT I HAVE A BIO AND A MATH QUIZ AND TEST COMING UP. 
WHICH IS SO DEPRESSING AND IT MAKES ME TO LAMENT AND MORN AND MALEVOLENT.. . .  (I don't know why I wrote malevolent... I just wanted to sound smart)
OHHH and you know, Since my old blog posts has like tons of spelling mistakes, I am trying to NOT do any. I am just doing this so I could you know.. sound smart like Ben Z. who like SOUNDS SO SMART. Don't you agree that Ben sounds smart? During history class, gosh. I envy him FREAKING SO MUCH 
I also envy Nose. who also has a dictionary in his brain. 
augh. Americans! :P (Ben is not American)

Band 
We only have 4 rehearsals until the second last concert! *GASP*
I personally think that our band is very indeed ready for the concert.. But you know. . . ALL teachers are like 
"Just in case, someone's bow break or a wind instrument break, we are going to practise until its perfect." jks 

Biology
: / our next class in biology is going to be a test 



shot. 
Also, we changed seats. 
I am now sitting next to Michael. 
isn't that weird Michael? 
to have all same classes with you and to set next to you.. hahha
thats. funny 
anyway in our grade, recently,  Pokemon is our new 'thing' 
like when I was in 9th grade, silly band was the 'thing', now Pokemon is the new 'thing' to all genders. 
From boys to girls.
From a Korean perespect of view, we are very related to Pokemons. Not because Pikachew is the ansester of us, but because you see, since Korea is located next to Japan, there was a lot of Pokemon things going on Korea. 
Like there were these gums that had wrappers of monsters from the pokemon and there were little snacks that had the shape of Pokemons. 
hahah :) 
I used to be so obsessed with those... 
*if you don't know what a Pokemon is, or don't remember from your childhood because it was like seven years ago, this is a picture. :) 

So basically, in my view, the whole Pokemon thing is about Serie who is a pokemon trainer, wants to rule the world with Pokemons. Pokemons are these really colorful and funny looking creaters. They don't talk but makes really weird nosies. Like Pikachew makes nosies like this
"PI-KA-PI-KA"
 and then, when it is getting energy to make the thunder bolts, it goes like 
"PI-KA-PI-KA-CHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!x100 excliam-nation marks"

Also, the Pokemons come out from this balls when you throw them. BUT DON'T FORGET that YOU HAVE TO call their name out before you throw them or while you throw them.  
lol 
so if you want to take out a Pipi for instence, you have to call out "Pipi!" while throwing the poket ball. 
If you don't call out the name or shout it out, the creature inside won't come out. 


One of the MAIN character of Pokemon is Pi-ca-chew
This yellow cat looking creature is ALWAYS on top of Serie's freaking shoulder and tends to NEVER FALL DOWN. OR It's ALWAYS ON TOP OF SERIE'S HEAD. 
I DO NOT KNOW WHYYY it's on top of the head but 
ITS ALWAYS LIKE THAT. 
THESE ARE MY PROOF. 
look, there is the yellow creature on top of the shoulder

 again. ON THE SHOULDER
and AGAIN 

AND AGAIN!!!!

 Okay, a bomb is exploding next to Serie but the
 Pi-ka-chew is still on the FREAKING SHOULDER
I told you that Serie's plan is to 'catch them all'. But they forgot 'To rule the world.' 

PICACHU ! and his... friend..s 

It also has this freaking awesome power of making electricity in her red dot thing. 
and AND and , when it makes electricity, it ALWAYS GOES 
"PI... KA... CHEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!"

like those. 
hahha 

and then, after it makes the  'THUNDER BLOT', 
the Pikachew ALWAYS ENDS UP LIKE THIS. 




BASICALLY, 
PIKACHEW ALWAYS FAILS. 
That's what I remember... 
so like Pikachew is like always the first one to protect his master, Seise, from other evil pokemons. SO Pikachew does this thunder bolt to the other creature and Pikachew gets really weak after doing one massive thunder bolt thing. 
Thats why I don't like Pikachew that much... 

okay so these are few funny pictures I found on the web 
when I typed PIKACHEW 
now... thats just ... scary 

EVIL PIKACHEW! :D

hahhahahahhahha 


but.. there is a pimp... next to the .. pikiachew. . . . . lol 
Also, I know that Asian people have a small eye 
that is not wide. 
but I don't think Asian people have.. 
THIS KIND OF A EYE 
this is just racism!