Monday, January 23, 2012

funny quotes

these are funny quotes I found when I was trying to find a quote for my speech lol
  • Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
  • When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
  • My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

  • The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.

  • Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

  • Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.

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