After reading The Wizard of Oz

I don't know about you, but I haven't read the Wizard of Oz until like 30 minutes ago. 

The Wizard of Ox is amazzzing. 

and I believe most of you people have read this book or watched the movie. 

so you must agree that it is just utterly amazing 

I realize that this book is for elementary kids(?) but I read it. 

And yes. I am a ninth grader :P

okay 

so basically, for people who haven't yet read it, DON'T READ THIS POST. 

because I am definitely going to ruin the book for you

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This is a 20 sentence summery about the book.

1.  A girl called Dorothy lands in the land of Oz by a cyclone.
2. Well. she and her dog Toto.
3. And somehow, the house she lands with kills the wizard of East 
4. She meets a good wizard of North and asks her how to go back to her house in Kansas
5. The wizard of North says that she can't do that but the Great wizard of Oz, who lives in the Emerald city can do it. 
6. Dorothy asks how she can go to the Emerald city 
7. The North wizard tells her that it's is a very long distance and will be hard to go
8. Dorothy insists to tell her where to go 
9. The North wizard tells her
10. While Dorothy walks her way to the Emerald city, she meets a scarecrow who wants a brain.
11. She then meets a Woodmen who is made out of Tin, who wants a heart so he could go back to his love and marry her
12. She then meets a Coward lion who wants courage to not be a coward lion in the forest
13. They go through problems in the deep forest, the crack in the forest, the poppy field and the deep river(I really liked the idea of the poppy field. I thought it was coolio~)
14. They land in the Emerald city and figures out that everything is green*
15. Since  the wizard of Oz can meet one person per day, they stay in his castle for few days

And then I thought the book would end

since usually, most children book ends with a happy ending

but I was wrong

1. Instead of making their wishes come true, the wizard of Oz demands that he will make their wish come true if they kill the wizard of West. (the other wizard that is evil)
2. The lion, the wood maker, the scarecrow and Dorothy gets depressed how they came a far way to meet the wizard of Oz and that he won't make the wish true unless they kill the wizard of West.
3. Lion says that he doesn't have enough courage to kill her, the woodmaker says that he doesn't have any hatred toward her so that he doesn't want to kill the wizard (since he doesn't have a heart, it doesn't know hatred nor love) the scarecrow says that he is too foolish to kill the wizard and Dorothy gets sad how she would get killed
4. But they all somehow end up being strong and Dorothy kills the wizard by water
5. Dorothy's gang goes back to the Emerald city and tells the wizard of Oz that they have killed the wizard and that they want their wish to come true. 

and then I thought that the book would end

 but I was wrong

1. the damn wizard of Oz asks the gang  for more time for him to think.
2. The gang waits for 5 days and then the woodmaker threats the wizard of Oz to full fill their wishes until tomorrow
3. the next morning, the Wizard of Oz appears and turns out that he is not a wizard but a 
4. HAMBURGER
5. opps. 
6. I meant 
7. HUMBUG
8. (I WAS LIKE WATH THE EHLL!!!!)
9. I THOUGHT YOU WIZARD OF OZ WAS SOMEKIND OF COOL WIZARD THAT NEVER SHOWS IT'S APPEARANCE SINCE HE IS TOO COOL TO BE SEEN
10. AND WHAT?
11. HE IS JUST A PERSON 
12. A PERSON 
13. HE IS FROM OHALAM 
14. SOMTHING LIKE THAT 
15. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
16. WTFFFFFFFFFFF
17. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A REAL 
18. WIZARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
19. UGH 
20. YOU L. FRANK 
21. YOU TRICKED ME
22. YOU 
23. TRICKED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24. WHY IS HE NOT A REAL WIZARD?????
25. I WANT HIM TO BE A REAL WIZARDDDDD
26. AND WHY dOES HE GIVE A RANDOM GREEN LIQUID TO THE LION LYING THAT IT GIVES COURAGE, AND WHY DOES HE GIVE A RANDOM RED, MADE OUT OF PLASTIC AND SILK HEART TO THE WOOD MAKER WHEN THE WOOD MAKER WANTED A 
27. REAL 
28. REAL
29. REAL
30. HEART???
31. AND WHY DOES  HE GIVE A RANDOM BRAIN WITH NEEDLES POKING OUT OF THE HEAD TO THE SCARECROW WHEN THE SCARECROW WANTS A READ BRAIN 
32. AND
33. LASTLY

WHY DOES THE LION, THE WOOD MAKER AND THE SCARECROW 

BELIEVE THAT THEY HAVE CHANGED

WHEN A RANDOM MUGGLE JUST GAVE THEM 

"FAKE"

STUFF!?????!!@!!!!!

OKAY I WILL CONTINUE TO WRITE SHORTLY

BECAUSE I AM FOOL I MEAN FULL OF ANGER RIGHT NOW