The Sensational : May 2011

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Award cere-money

Guess what.
Today, we had an award ceremony I didn't really expect for an award : /
in 9th grade!

History
Lee. A
Lear. G
Math
Yasmin. N
English
Yasmin. N
Joon Ho. P
ELL
Alizee. B
Natsumi. F
PE
Romi. T
Michael. M
Language
Rodrigo. A
Jordon. R
?
Biology
Kevin. R
Art parts
Rodrigo. A
Sofie. G
Tess. G
Band
Daniel. S
Jenny. P
Computer classes (AP)
Gershon. B & his bro

I was a bit confused because in middle school, they always announced two people per a subject.
So like in Math, they didn't announce the most improvement person...
which was weird
and...
I am a bit angry at the fact that I didn't get the most improved PE...
seriously.
I RAN 2 MARATHONS FOR THE GRADE
and TENNIS TRAVEL
I feel like worked hard to earn that award.
ALSKDJF
well at least I got the community service award... (for doing more than or doing 60hours)
thank god I did exactly 60 hours...

okay so this is a bit sad.
My goal for this year were
1. Getting community service award
2. Getting A for history
3. Traveling to Beijing for the honer orchestra
4. Traveling to ISST
5. Waking up at 6:30 everyday
6. Reaching my foot...(being flexible)
7. Getting no Fs in a test
8. Getting the most improved award for PE
9. Having all my classes above 90s because if I do, I GET A NEW LAPTOP and the laptop I want looks like this
IT'S PINK OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGM

WELL at first, I wanted the white one which looked like

but I decided to get th pink one
SO YEAH.
I WANT A NEW LAPTOP
I HATE MINE... A bit...

so yeah.

but I am happy to tell you the results of my goal for this year's! :)

1. Getting community service award

I GOT IT

2. Getting A for history

I JUST NEED TO DO WELL ON THE FINALS. THEN I WILL HAVE A SAFE 93

3. Traveling to Beijing for the honer orchestra

Jenny got in and I was chosen to be the 6th sub. So like I can travel to China if 6 people can't go! but apparently, 5 people couldn't go. But... one person went to China. So I couldn't travel. ( this goal is also my next year's goal ... well if I get a cello somehow)

4. Traveling to ISST

I indeed did to Holland and Melissa :)

5. Waking up at 6:30 everyday

um... no comment hahah

6. Reaching my foot...(being flexible)

NOPE...

7. Getting no Fs in a test

Got. one...

8. Getting the most improved award for PE

NO :'(

9. Having all my classes above 90s because if I do, I GET A NEW LAPTOP and the laptop I want looks like this

I just need to do well on bio, history and English. then I will have all 90s

I think my next post will be about my next year's academic goals :)

Saturday, May 7, 2011

50 FUN THINGS TO DO IN CLASS

thank you Tess for the link ;)
http://chainletters.net/chainletters/50-fun-things-to-do-in-class/

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow.
8. Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to speak louder.
9. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
10. Squint thoughtfully while giving the professor strange looks. In the middle
of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode
of Starsky and Hutch.
11. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip
the pages out of your textbook.
12. Become entranced with your first physics lecture, and declare your intention
to pursue a career in measurements and units.
13. Sing your questions.
14. Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme.
15. When the professor calls roll, after each name scream “THAT’S MEEEEE!
Oh, no, sorry.”
16. Insist in a Southern drawl that your name really is Wuchen Li. If you
actually are Chinese, insist that your name is Vladimir Fernandez O’Reilly.
17. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.
18. Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you’ve done so.
19. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters “CHECK YOUR FLY”.
20. Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang
cymbals together whenever your name is spoken.
21. Stare continually at the professor’s crotch. Occassionally lick your lips.
22. Address the professor as “your excellency”.
23. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he’s been
drinking.
24. Shout “WOW!” after every sentence of the lecture.
25. Bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your face.
26. Ask whether you have to come to class.
27. Present the professor with a large fruit basket.
28. Bring a “seeing eye rooster” to class.
29. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, “Vet ozzle haffen dee
henvay?” Become aggitated when the professor can’t understand you.
30. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard
erasers.
31. Watch the professor through binoculars.
32. Start a “wave” in a large lecture hall.
33. Ask to introduce your “invisible friend” in the empty seat beside you, and
ask for one extra copy of each handout.
34. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream “AAAGH! MY
EYES!”
35. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name,
even it’s Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
36. Sit in the front row reading the professor’s graduate thesis and snickering.
37. As soon as the first bell rings, volunteer to put a problem on the board.
Ignore the professor’s reply and proceed to do so anyway.
38. Claim that you wrote the class text book.
39. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and
scream “IMPOSTER!”
40. Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.
41. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write “Signup Sheet #5″
at the top, and start passing it around the room.
42. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the
professor answers.
43. Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the S stands for
“stud”.
44. Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, “Can you spell that?”
45. Disassemble your pen. “Accidently” propel pieces across the room while
playing with the spring. Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces. Repeat.
46. Wink at the professor every few minutes.
47. In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.
48. Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you laugh.
49. Wear a black hooded cloak to class and ring a bell.
50. Ask your math professor to pull the roll chart above the blackboard of
ancient Greek trade routes down farther because you can’t see Macedonia.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

D-10 till the last class

The reason why I am writing D-11 and D-10 as my title, is because I am not counting the class to end, it's because I want to finish chapter 6 by that day.